Attention:

Arctic Circle De-forestation alert!

Sources have informed us that there is a serious situation going on in the Arctic Circle. Observers have noticed that there are no longer any trees to be seen in areas surrounding the north pole.

As seen on some photos of the North Polar Region, the area seems to be completely devoid of any trees. This is a serious situation from an environmental point of view. Without trees and other foliage, the eco-system is sure to become unbalanced and animals who live in those areas will suffer.

What you can do!

It is important to sign this petition immediately to stop the situation before it is too late. It is unfortunate that the US administation has continued to allow this type of situation to take place. Increased global warming is bound to be the result if the situation is allowed to continue.

Certain investigators have uncovered information leading to a company thought to be responsible for the deforestation. The SCW Group, claiming to be a non-profit corporation, has according to our sources, either contributed to, or been greatly responsible for, the lack of any observed trees or indeed any type of foliage in these northern regions. Photos show a landscape unbroken by trees of any kind. SCW apparently runs a large manufacturing operation, using wood and other materials, and air-shipping the products to various parts of the world. In fact this unbridled manufacturing has been going on for some time. It is not known how much petroleum resources have been used up by the company, or to what degree the operation has contributed to the earth's carbon dioxide buildup.  

Bush won't do anything to stop this conglomerate from their devastating use of the earth's precious resources. The only thing that can be done is to write to your congressmen and urge them to restore trees back to the North Pole --before it is too late. SCW needs to be stopped in their tracks before even more devastation is caused.

It is also known that SCW is engaged in suspicious hiring practices. There is some indication that the company is involved in the hiring or utilization of either conscripted or slave laborers or under-aged employees. All that is known for sure is that some of the workers are smaller than average height and are forced to wear outlandish work uniforms with pointy hats and other unusual attire.

The apparent CEO of the operation, a mister Kloss or Claws, seems oblivious to generally accepted workplace standards, and has been observed smoking a pipe in the work area, even while the workers are going about their jobs. Furthermore  Kloss is under investigation for mistreatment of animals, having used northern caribou or other members of the deer family to pull heavy vehicles laden with the manufactured items. It is known for certain that the workers sometimes endure long overtime hours with no indication of extra overtime pay.

For more information and to find out what you can do to stop SCW, we urge you to sign the petition at Stop the S. Kloss Workshop. Spread the word on this please! Don't let the situation continue until it is too late!



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